Why does Father Christmas go down

A couple

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A couple decided that the only way to have a quickie while their ten-year- old son was in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and let him give a running report on what was going on in the neighbourhood. So the boy stood on the balcony and reported on everything that was happenin

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A couple of biologists had twins.

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A couple of biologists had twins. One they called John and the other control.

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What did King Kong say when he saw the

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What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? "Are you my mother?"

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What 8-letter word has one

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What 8-letter word has one letter in it? Envelope.

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Why does a dentist seem moody?

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Why does a dentist seem moody? Because he always looks down in the mouth.

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Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys? Because they soot him!