An American tourist
| Travel and tourist jokes
An American tourist travelling in Limerick came across a little antique shop in which he was lucky enough to pick up, for a mere $150, the skull of Saint Patrick. Included in the price was a certificate of the skull's authenticity, signed by Saint Patrick himself. Ten years later the tourist
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I was given the ultimatum 3
| Fishing jokes
I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said "it's me or your fishing." Gee I miss her.
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Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock
| Time jokes
Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ? Because she felt like killing time.
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The cannibal priest told his flock to close
| Cannibal jokes
The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
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Eulus stood in front of the take-out
| Restaurant jokes
Eulus stood in front of the take-out window of a Rawl-ins fast food restaurant. "I want two hamburgers," he said. "One with onions, and one without." The counter man: "Okay. Which one's without the onions?"
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Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31