Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer
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Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!
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Police Chief: Why are you
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Police Chief: Why are you putting handcuffs on that building? Officer: I'm making a house arrest
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Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out
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Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before takeoff a fat, little Israeli guy got on and took the aisle seat next to the Arabs. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in
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You know that little indestructible
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You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes - why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
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What do accountants suffer from that
| Accountant jokes
What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation.
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Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ? Because she felt like killing time.