Waiter: These are the best eggs we’ve had for

Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

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A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning

| Blonde jokes

A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? Q. They think their picture is being taken.

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What are

| Dirty jokes

What are the two greatest lies? "The check is in the mail," and "I promise I won't cum in your mouth."

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What purrs along the road and leaves

| Various animal jokes

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.

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Did you hear about the Wall Street investment

| Money jokes

Did you hear about the Wall Street investment banker who won $10 million in the lottery? He's so happy that he's giving some serious thought to paying back his student loan.

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Waiter: These are the best eggs we’ve had for years. Diner: Well, bring me some you haven’t had around for that long.