A wildlife biologist is working in the
| Biologist jokes
A wildlife biologist is working in the woods, miles from the nearest town. He's camped alone with his dog and cat as his companions. Suddenly, an old gentleman carrying a small limp dog, franticly runs into his camp. "Please, please help me! I think something has happened to Willie. Our Win
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There were
| Ethnic jokes
There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide tied the crane to the end of a pole. The crane operator would then pick the pole up on end. The climber climbed to the top and dropped a tape measure which the guide promptly read and noted the measurement. T
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A man walks into a friend and sees that his
| Lawyer jokes
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's car is total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks his friend, "What's happened to your car?" "Well," the friend responses, "I ran into a lawyer". "OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what abo
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Teacher: I wished you would pay a little
| School jokes
Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attention Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can !
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Why should you never watch a video with a
| Dog jokes
Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua? It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.
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A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600. The doctor exclaimed, “This is ridiculous! I don’t even make that much as a doctor!.” The plumber quietly answered, “Neither did I when I was a doctor.”