Boy to Friend: I’m sorry, I won’t be able to

Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese

| Ethnic jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man? A: A car thief who can't drive!

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Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling

| Face jokes

Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Don't worry, I don't expect anyone will notice.

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An Indian,

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

An Indian, a Rabbi, the Pope, an Italian, and an Irishman all walk into a bar together and sit down. The bartender looks at all 5 of them and says, "What is this... some kind of joke?"

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Two nuns were driving alone out in the

| Religious jokes

Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas. Fortunately they could walk to a gas station not far away, where they asked to purchase a can of gasoline. "I'm sorry, sister," said the attendant, "but all I have for you to carry it in is an old chamber pot. The nuns agreed

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Did you hear about the blind porcupine?

| Blind jokes

Did you hear about the blind porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!

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Boy to Friend: I’m sorry, I won’t be able to go out after school. I promised Dad that I would stay in and help him with my homework.