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A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker

| Ethnic jokes

A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now we've caught you and we're going to kill you. We will put you in a pot, cook you, eat you and then we're going to use your skins to build a canoe. The good news

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What have I got in

| Bus jokes

What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!

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How do sheep sign their e-mails?

| E-mail jokes

How do sheep sign their e-mails? Ewes sincerely.

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How should you send a letter to the Easter

| Easter jokes

How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare mail!

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Q: What job function does a blonde have in an

| Blonde jokes

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading.

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If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ? I don’t know. Why not ? In our school we do all our arithmetic in apples and oranges.