Why did the bald man put a rabbit
| Hair and bald jokes
Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
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What
| Blonde jokes
What is every blonde's ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
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What are cows favorite party games?
| Cow jokes
What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs!
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A man calls the fire
| Firefighter jokes
A man calls the fire department and says, "Yes, I have just had my front yard landscaped, I have a nice new flower bed, a new fish pond with a fountain and a new rose garden." "Very nice," the firefighter says, "but what does that have to do with the fire service?" "Well," the man answer
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A bum asks a man for $2.
| Marriage jokes
A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum said, "No." The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum said, "No." Then the man asked, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"
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A realty salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water. “That customer’s going to come back here pretty mad,” he said to his boss. “Should I give him his money back?” “Money back?” roared the boss. “What kind of salesman are you? Get out there and sell him a houseboat.”