Teacher: I wished you would pay a little
| School jokes
Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attention Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can !
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Q. Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a
| Gorilla jokes
Q. Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race? A. Because all his friends shout, "GO-RILLA!"
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Why did the teacher have
| Food jokes
Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger.
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What's a ghosts favourite Christmas
| Christmas jokes
What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ? A phantomime !
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Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde? A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.