A man was trimming his
| Blonde jokes
A man was trimming his bushes. His neighbor (the blonde) walks out, checks her mail only to see that it's empty, and goes back inside. Five minutes later, she comes back out, checks her mail again only to see that it's still empty, and goes back in. The third time she comes out, the man asks
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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of
| Cannibal jokes
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads? Because they're headcases !
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What's big and ugly and drinks
| Monster jokes
What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass? A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.
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A couple have not been getting along for years,
| Birthday jokes
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday." Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doesn't get her anything. She says, "Why didn't you get me a birt
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Why does the new Polish Navy have
| Ethnic jokes
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats? So they can see the old Polish Navy!
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What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs!