How does an elephant get down from a tree
| Elephant jokes
How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !
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Why aren't you doing very well in
| School jokes
Why aren't you doing very well in history? Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
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Policeman:
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Didn't you see that stop sign? Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.
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Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use
| Dinosaur jokes
Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? A: Rep Tiles
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The groom, upon his engagement, went to his
| Marriage jokes
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman just like mother!" His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
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A man was trimming his bushes. His neighbor (the blonde) walks out, checks her mail only to see that it’s empty, and goes back inside. Five minutes later, she comes back out, checks her mail again only to see that it’s still empty, and goes back in. The third time she comes out, the man asks her, “Excuse me, is there a problem?” The blonde replies, “Darn right there’s a problem! My computer keeps on telling me ‘I’ve got mail’!”