An actor went to see a new agent one day
| Movie and TV jokes
An actor went to see a new agent one day and said, `You must have a look at my act, it really is innovative. So saying, he flew up to the ceiling, circled the room a few times and landed smoothly on the agent's desk. `So you do bird impressions,' said the agent, `what else can you do?
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Two ladies were hanging out together and one
| Marriage jokes
Two ladies were hanging out together and one was depressed. "What's wrong?" The depressed one replied, "I've been married four times and everyone of my husbands has passed away." The other lady asked, "What did they used to do?" The depressed lady replied, "Well, my first husband was a million
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Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC
| Computer jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.
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Kids can sometimes ask the toughest
| Parent jokes
Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions. Son: Father, Can I ask you a question? Father: Ok ask. Son: When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants
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What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ?
| Dog jokes
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ? A dingo-ling !
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Q. What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.