Why did the bald man put a rabbit

That tornado damage your cow barn any?

| Cow jokes

That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet!

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Q: How many believable,

| Political jokes

Q: How many believable, competent, "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?

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What's red and invisible?

| Food jokes

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

| Witch jokes

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat? To keep her head warm.

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What are apricots?

| Food jokes

What are apricots? Where monkeys sleep.

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Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).