Mary: Do you think my sister’s pretty

Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech

| Blonde jokes

Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment? A: She can't say "No".

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yo mama is so fat

| Yo momma jokes

yo mama is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well...

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Yo mama so short she does backflips under the

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

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The big game hunter was showing his friends

| Hunting jokes

The big game hunter was showing his friends his hunting trophies. Drawing their attention to a lion skin rug on the floor he said, "I shot this fellow in Africa. Didn't want to kill such a magnificent beast, of course, but it was either him or me." "Well," said a guest, "he certainly makes a

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How come youre only

| Idiot and fool jokes

How come youre only watering half your lawn? a perplexed tourist asked a Richmond resident. "I just heard there was a fifty percent chance of rain."

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Mary: Do you think my sister’s pretty ? Gary: Well, let’s just say if you pulled her pigtail she’d probably say ‘oink, oink ‘!