Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech
| Blonde jokes
Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment? A: She can't say "No".
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yo mama is so fat
| Yo momma jokes
yo mama is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well...
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Yo mama so short she does backflips under the
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
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The big game hunter was showing his friends
| Hunting jokes
The big game hunter was showing his friends his hunting trophies. Drawing their attention to a lion skin rug on the floor he said, "I shot this fellow in Africa. Didn't want to kill such a magnificent beast, of course, but it was either him or me." "Well," said a guest, "he certainly makes a
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How come youre only
| Idiot and fool jokes
How come youre only watering half your lawn? a perplexed tourist asked a Richmond resident. "I just heard there was a fifty percent chance of rain."
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Mary: Do you think my sister’s pretty ? Gary: Well, let’s just say if you pulled her pigtail she’d probably say ‘oink, oink ‘!