How can you get a set of teeth put in for
| Teeth jokes
How can you get a set of teeth put in for free? Smack a monster.
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A guy in a bar
| Accountant jokes
A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?" The guy next to him replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know that I'm 6 feet tall, 200 pounds, and I'm an accountant. And the guy sitting next to me is 6'2" tall, 225 pounds, and h
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What ghost is handy in the
| Food jokes
What ghost is handy in the kitchen? A recipe spook.
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Will I ever be able to race my horse again the
| Horse jokes
Will I ever be able to race my horse again the owner asked the vet. The vet replied, "You certainly will, and you'll probably beat her too!"
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There was an awful fight at the seafood
| Restaurant jokes
There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant. Four fish got battered!
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One guy was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workstations with her arms crossed across her chest and staring at the screen. After about 15 minutes he noticed that she was still in the same position only now she was impatiently tapping her foot. He asked if she needed help and she replied, It’s about time! I pushed the F1 button over twenty minutes ago!