First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's
| Apple jokes
First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.
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Did you hear about the argumentative
| Various animal jokes
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink!
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Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the
| Cat jokes
Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? - A: Catch.
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How do you make gold soup?
| Food jokes
How do you make gold soup? Put 14 carrots in it.
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A guy walking down a street one
| Idiot and fool jokes
A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack. The younger guy says to the old man, "Watcha got in the sack?" The old man responds, "I got some monkeys in that there sack." The younger man asks, "If I guess how many monkeys you got
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Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase? Motorist: Because you’d catch me on a slow one.