Why did the duck stick his leg into a
| Computer jokes
Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.
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Cop: Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you
| Police jokes
Cop: Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there? Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning, Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
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Q: What is the definition of gross
| Blonde jokes
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes.
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Why are elephants large, grey and
| Elephant jokes
Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly? Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.
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'Here's a good book,' said the
| Monster jokes
'Here's a good book,' said the sales assistant in the book shop to Mrs Monster. 'How To Help Your Husband Get Ahead. 'No, thank you,' said Mrs Monster. 'My husband's got two heads already. . .
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What’s the difference between an angler and a dunce? One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.