If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child,
| Christmas jokes
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus.
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An avid line dancing couple
| Dance jokes
An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances. The doctor finds them in excellent health (of course), but suggests that writing things down may help their memories off the dance floor. That nig
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Father: Don't you feel better now
| Dentist jokes
Father: Don't you feel better now that you've gone to the dentist? Son: Sure do. He wasn't in.
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A guy is dating three women and can't decide
| Marriage jokes
A guy is dating three women and can't decide which one to marry. He gives each $1,000 to see how well they can manage money. The first one spends $800 and puts $200 in the bank. The second one spends $200 and puts $800 in the bank. The third one puts the whole $1,000 in the bank. Which one does
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What did the biscuit say when it
| Food jokes
What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!
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Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!