Kowalski, fresh out of
| Business jokes
Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, but then asked him, "What is three times seven?" "Twenty-two," Kowalski replied. After he left, he double-checked it on his calculator
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I'd say he was spineless.
| Food jokes
I'd say he was spineless. Yes, about as spineless as cooked spaghetti.
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Where do the burgers go on New Year's
| Burger jokes
Where do the burgers go on New Year's Eve? To a meat ball!
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Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind
| Christmas jokes
Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph'
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A drunk is refused a drink
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A drunk is refused a drink in a bar, so he undertakes to prove to the barman that he is sober. He gestures toward a cat near the doorway and says, "You see that cat coming in the door? It has two eyes. If I were drunk, I'd see four!" The bartender looks, then pauses a moment. Finally he respon
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A guy is dating three women and can’t decide which one to marry. He gives each $1,000 to see how well they can manage money. The first one spends $800 and puts $200 in the bank. The second one spends $200 and puts $800 in the bank. The third one puts the whole $1,000 in the bank. Which one does he end up marrying? The most beautiful one..