A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But,
| Farmer jokes
A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day. So one day he called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got to do somethin
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The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host
| Pig jokes
The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened? He turned out to be a big boar.
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First Caribou: What kind of math do
| Various animal jokes
First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like? Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
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How do you get the most apples when bobbing
| Halloween jokes
How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !
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After a venerable career of endless,
| Movie and TV jokes
After a venerable career of endless, stellar successes the greatest director who ever lived is in his prime and preparing for his most ambitious project ever when he unexpectedly dies and is called home to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the gate. "So sorry about your untimely death," he tells t
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Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.