Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3
| Ethnic jokes
Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3 astronauts to space for 2 years. One was American, One was Russian and the other was English. NASA allowed each of them to take 200 pounds of baggage each. The American decided to take along his wife, the Englishman decided to take along books to learn how to
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How many
| Computer jokes
How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb? Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to write document number GC7500439-001, Multitasking Incadescent Source System Facility, of which 10% of the pages state only "This page intentionally left blank".
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What does a bee get at McDonalds ?
| Insect jokes
What does a bee get at McDonalds ? A humburger !
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Who held the baby octopus to ransom ?
| Various animal jokes
Who held the baby octopus to ransom ? Squidnappers !
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My teacher reminds me of
| School jokes
My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself!
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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck? A bird that lays down !