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The Fire brigade phones George Graham in

| Firefighter jokes

The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning. "Mr Graham sir, White Hart Lane is on fire!" "The cups man! Save the cups!" cries George. "Uh, the fire hasn't spread to the canteen yet, sir."

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Dr Frankenstein:

| Bath jokes

Dr Frankenstein: I've just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring around the bathtub every time you use it, and you have to clean the ring off? Igor: Yes, I hate it. Dr Frankenstein: Well, you need never have a bathtub ring again! I've in

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A guy walks into a post office one day

| Lawyer jokes

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better

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Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new

| Money jokes

Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one? An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

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How can you make a soup rich?

| Food jokes

How can you make a soup rich? Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

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My teacher reminds me of history She’s always repeating herself !