Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle
| Idiot and fool jokes
Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater? To hide his flea collar.
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One day two blind men started
| Blind jokes
One day two blind men started fighting. Pretty soon a crowd surrounded them. Then one of the members of the crowd yelled out "I bet 10 bucks on the one with the knife." Both men ran away.
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What did the pig say when his brother rolled on
| Pig jokes
What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him? "Heavy!"
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What did one saggy boob say to the other
| Dirty jokes
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts.
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My teacher reminds me of history She’s always repeating herself!