Do you
| Dead and dying jokes
Do you believe in life after death? the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir," the new employee replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."
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As the judge said to the dentist: Do you
| Dentist jokes
As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?
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My dog is great at math.
| Dog jokes
My dog is great at math. Really ? Ask him how much is two minus two. But two minus two is nothing! That's what he'll answer, nothing!
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A school teacher injured his back and had to
| School jokes
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. He wore it under his shirt and it was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest class in the school. W
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A Japanese guy is at Los
| Business jokes
A Japanese guy is at Los Angeles International Airport, waiting for his flight back home to Japan. While he's waiting, he goes to the currency exchange counter to change his remaining dollars. He counts his money at the counter. "Wait a minute," he says to the clerk, "When I came here I got
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A White man explaining to a Mexican man says that there are three words the Mexican needs to know in order to be all right in the city: The White man says these words are: green, pink, and yellow. Then the White man says Now tell me a sentence using all three words. The Mexican says I hear de telephona ah greena greena, I pink up de phona and say ah yellow?”