Winnie and Piglet sit on the bank of the river
| Dirty jokes
Winnie and Piglet sit on the bank of the river and smoke dope. A crocodile comes out of the river: - Hey pals, let me have a whiff. - Get lost, oh green one! - Come on guys, just one! - Go %@~# yourself! So what would you do? Well, the crocodile swallows Piglet and sits in his place. Winnie, inh
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How many lawyers does it take to
| Lawyer jokes
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.
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A man inserted an advertisement in the
| Women jokes
A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading "Wife Wanted." - The next day he received a hundred letters saying "You can have mine."
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Laugh and the class laughs with you.
| School jokes
Laugh and the class laughs with you. But you get detention alone !
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Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding? A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
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What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he’s God’s gift? Exchange him.