What did the alien say to the gas pump
| Space jokes
What did the alien say to the gas pump ? Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !
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If you had a gun and you were being chased by a
| Cow jokes
If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull!
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Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty
| Beauty jokes
Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty ? Gary: Well, let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'd probably say 'oink, oink '!
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What did the young witch say to her
| Witch jokes
What did the young witch say to her mother? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?
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'Father Christmas has two
| Christmas jokes
'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that! 'Oh, yes I can. the elf said. 'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!
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A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading “Wife Wanted.” – The next day he received a hundred letters saying “You can have mine.”