How many ducks would there be,
| Bird jokes
How many ducks would there be, if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks, two ducks between two ducks, and two ducks behind two ducks? Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.
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What's big and grey and protects
| Elephant jokes
What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ? An umbrellaphant !
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During a break on a North Dakota office
| Idiot and fool jokes
During a break on a North Dakota office building project, one of the construction workers approached Pyle. "Ah heard the boys is gonna strike," he said. "What fer?" asked Pyle. "Shorter hours." "Good fer them!" said the redneck. "Ah always did think sixty minutes was too long fer an hour!"
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Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a
| Aardvark jokes
Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that. 2nd aardvark: You would, if your tail was on fire.
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Why did the bee started talking poetry ?
| Insect jokes
Why did the bee started talking poetry ? He was waxing lyrical !
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Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, “So that I can feed my lads with m’lasses.”