Why do artists never win when they play

I remember when Father Christmas first

| Christmas jokes

I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory.Have you passed?' I asked. Father Christmas pointly proudly to the front of the sleigh. 'See for yourself! he called proudly. 'No-el plates!

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What's the speed limit of sex?

| Dirty jokes

What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

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I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay.

| Dog jokes

I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd.

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A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down

| Old age jokes

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. The

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Three cookies were crossing the road when the

| Food jokes

Three cookies were crossing the road when the first one was knocked down. What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety? Crumbs!

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Why do artists never win when they play football ? They keep drawing !