Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I
| Bath jokes
Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally.
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Why is the old, decrepit horse named
| Horse jokes
Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery? Because it gets you nowhere!
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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up
| Bird jokes
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !
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A guy admired the hair of three girls.
| Hair and bald jokes
A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one and asked, "How'd you get such lovely blonde hair" Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl answered, "It's natural." The guy walked by the second girl and asked, "How'd you get such pretty brown hair?" Fluffing her
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That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon.