Flight 1234, for noise
| Aviation jokes
Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.. "But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?" "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727?"
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There's
| Religious jokes
There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery wo
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What did one mosquito say to
| Insect jokes
What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema? Fancy a bite?
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Advertisement: Dog for sale. Really gentle. Eats
| Dog jokes
Advertisement: Dog for sale. Really gentle. Eats anything. Especially fond of children.
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What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !