What is the difference between a banana and a

Q: How

| Zodiac jokes

Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

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A man calls his

| Marriage jokes

A man calls his family doctor: man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabbit. doctor: Ok, bring her in and I'll try to help. man: Fine, but whatever you do, don't cure her.

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A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He

| Easter jokes

A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why? The baby chick was a little cheeper!

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What does a witch do if her broom is stolen

| Witch jokes

What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ? She calls the flying squad !

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What's the definition of unlikely?

| Accountant jokes

What's the definition of unlikely? A photo-spread in Playboy titled 'The World's Top Accountants - Nude!.

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What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the banana once.