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Where do ants go for their holidays ?

| Ant jokes

Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants !

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An Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths

| Military jokes

An Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However, he was not prepared to pay the high prices. After failing to haggle the vendor down to a reasonable price level, he ended up shouting "I don't give two hoots for your shoes, man, I'

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What is the most romantic city in England?

| Humor jokes

What is the most romantic city in England? Loverpool!

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Two hunters

| Hunting jokes

Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture and bagged six big bucks. The pilot came back, as arranged, to pick them up. They started loading their gear into the plane, including the six elk. But the pilot objected and h

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On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten

| Children jokes

On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held it over her head, and said, "I bet I know what it is - flowers!" "That's right!" said the boy, "but how did you know?" "Just a wild guess," she

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What two letters do you say when you answer the phone? LO