A man is flying from Los Angeles to New York.
| Aviation jokes
A man is flying from Los Angeles to New York. During the meal service, he accidentally knocked the spoon off to the aisle with his elbow. The flight attendant immediately took a spoon from his pocket and placed it on his tray table. The man was very impressed by the promptness of the service
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Pupil: The
| School jokes
Pupil: The art teacher doesn't like what I'm making ? Dad: Why is that, what are you making ? Pupil: Mistakes !
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Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with
| Fishing jokes
Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with no luck, not even a nibble. Cold and tired he is about to leave, when a guy walks up cuts a hole in the ice beside him, and starts pulling out fish as fast a he can drop his hook in the water. Bob can't believe it, he yells over " whats your secre
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A businessman was confused about a bill he
| Business jokes
A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help. "If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" he asked her. The secretary replied, "Everything but my earrings."
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HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies
| Police jokes
HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking into it.
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Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household.