Paddy 'n'
| Military jokes
Paddy 'n' Mick join the army, and are put on street patrol in a city with a military curfew. They are given instructions to shoot anybody who's on the streets after 6 o'clock. So one day, they're out at twenty to 6, when Paddy spots a man walking on the other side of the street. He lines up
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Where did the piglets study their ABC's?
| Pig jokes
Where did the piglets study their ABC's? At a school for higher loining.
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Knock Knock
| Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !
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For what person do all men take off
| Hair and bald jokes
For what person do all men take off their hats? The barber.
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Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery? Because it gets you nowhere!