A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed
| Cat jokes
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me...
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An award should go to the United Airlines gate
| Aviation jokes
An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, and making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. During the final days at Denver's old Stapleton airport, a crowded United flight was canceled. A single ag
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What did the cat do when he swallowed some
| Cat jokes
What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ? He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !
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What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ? An
| Humor jokes
What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ? An Ig !
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A newsboy was standing on the corner with a
| Journalist jokes
A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!" Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. Finding nothing, the man said, "There's nothing in here about fifty people being
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Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !