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A man learned shortly before quitting

| Car and train jokes

A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting. He tried unsuccessfully to locate his car-pool members to let them know that he would not be leaving with them. Hastily he scribbled a message to one fellow and left it on his desk: "I have a last-minute meeting. Leav

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Bill and Steve are enjoying a beer and

| Humor jokes

Bill and Steve are enjoying a beer and discussing the possibility of love. "I thought I was in love three times," Bill says. "Thought?" Steve asks. "What do you mean?" "Three years ago, I cared very deeply for a woman who wanted nothing to do with me," Bill says. "Wasn't that love?" Steve asks. "N

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Why do programmers always get Christmas and

| Computer jokes

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

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Did you hear about the monster who

| Monster jokes

Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club? They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely!

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What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is

| Rabbit jokes

What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

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