Why was the lady’s hair

Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry

| Beauty jokes

Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And you've been engaged for such a long time!

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How do we know burgers love young

| Burger jokes

How do we know burgers love young people? They're pro-teen!

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What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound

| Dog jokes

What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen? Eat out.

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What kind of make up was the girl wearing on

| Halloween jokes

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween? Mash-scara!

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Men are like coffee.

| Men jokes

Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.

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Why was the lady’s hair angry? Because she was always teasing it.