How many triage nurses does it take
| Doctor and nurse jokes
How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
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How does Santa Claus take pictures?
| Christmas jokes
How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid.
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Q: Why couldn't the cat speak?
| Cat jokes
Q: Why couldn't the cat speak? A: The dog taped his mouth.
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There was this General-in-training,
| Military jokes
There was this General-in-training, and his superioirs were asking him questions "What happened on June 6, 1944?" "We stormed the beach at Normandy, which later became known as D-Day, sir!" "What was the turining point of wordl war 2?" "Battle of the bulge, sir!" "What's is the importance of
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What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign,
| Gorilla jokes
What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign, 'Clean Washroom'? He cleaned it!
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Bill and Steve are enjoying a beer and discussing the possibility of love. “I thought I was in love three times,” Bill says. “Thought?” Steve asks. “What do you mean?” “Three years ago, I cared very deeply for a woman who wanted nothing to do with me,” Bill says. “Wasn’t that love?” Steve asks. “No, that was obsession,” Bill explains. “Then two years ago, I cared very deeply for an attractive woman who didn’t understand me.” “Wasn’t that love?” asks Steve. “No, that was lust,” Bill replies. “And just last year, I met a woman while I was on a cruise. She was gorgeous, intelligent, a great conversationalist and had a super sense of humor. Everywhere I followed her on that ship, I would get a very strange sensation in the pit of my stomach.” “Well, wasn’t that love,” asks Steve. “No. That was motion sickness!” Bill replies.