Q: Why are violas so large?

A blonde, a brunette, and a

| Blonde jokes

A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in their pick-up truck. The brunette was sitting up front with the man and the blonde was in the back. While driving across a bridge the man lost control of the truck and drove over the side of the bridge. After the truck had sunk, the man and brunet

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Elf: My favourite film is about the man who

| Christmas jokes

Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp. Father Christmas: That's called 'The Wizard of Ooze'!

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What do you get if your budgie flies into the

| Bird jokes

What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ? Shredded Tweet !

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Why did the vampire go to hospital?

| Vampire jokes

Why did the vampire go to hospital? He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

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Why was the young kangaroo thrown out

| Various animal jokes

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed.

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Q: Why are violas so large? A: It is an optical illusion. It’s not that the violas are large, just that the viola player’s heads are so small.