A blonde, a brunette, and a
| Blonde jokes
A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in their pick-up truck. The brunette was sitting up front with the man and the blonde was in the back. While driving across a bridge the man lost control of the truck and drove over the side of the bridge. After the truck had sunk, the man and brunet
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Elf: My favourite film is about the man who
| Christmas jokes
Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp. Father Christmas: That's called 'The Wizard of Ooze'!
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What do you get if your budgie flies into the
| Bird jokes
What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ? Shredded Tweet !
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Why did the vampire go to hospital?
| Vampire jokes
Why did the vampire go to hospital? He wanted his ghoulstones removed.
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Why was the young kangaroo thrown out
| Various animal jokes
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed.
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Q: Why are violas so large? A: It is an optical illusion. It’s not that the violas are large, just that the viola player’s heads are so small.