Say, your house is

Why do apes climb to the tops of

| Gorilla jokes

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? The elevator men are on strike!

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What do you get if you cross a bottle

| Various animal jokes

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really!

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What lands as often on its tail as it does its

| Money jokes

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head? A penny.

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A jogger running down a country road

| Farmer jokes

A jogger running down a country road is startled as a horse yells at him "Hey-come over hear buddy". The jogger is stunned but runs over to the fence where the horse is standing and asks"Were you talking to me"? The horse replies"Sure was, man I've got a problem. I won the Kentucky Derby a few y

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There was once a wife so jealous

| Marriage jokes

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!" The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She's not only b

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Say, your house is burning. “That’s okay. I got enough lumber in the attic to build a new one.”