What do you get if you cross a firefly
| Insect jokes
What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ? An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !
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A guy is down on his luck. He takes his
| Marriage jokes
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas. Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casino and finds a pay phone. He calls his wife and says, "Honey, pack your bags. I just won over a million dollars in Vegas." His wife say, "That's wonderf
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What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark
| Snowman jokes
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ? Frost bite !
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Why is the cook worried
| Pig jokes
Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig? He knows a little ham goes a long way.
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As the judge said to the dentist: Do you
| Dentist jokes
As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?
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What is a banged-up used car? A car in first-crash condition.