A young wildlife biologist got fired from
| Biologist jokes
A young wildlife biologist got fired from his first real wildlife job. Upon his return home, his parents asked him what happened. "You know what a crew boss is?" he asked. "The one who stands around and watches everyone else work." "What's that got to do with it?" they asked. "Well, he just
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Q: How does a blonde
| Blonde jokes
Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead.
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What's the definition of a Parapet?
| Bird jokes
What's the definition of a Parapet? Pet parrot kept by parachutist!
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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian
| Car and train jokes
What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man.
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Q. How do you know a blonde has been
| Blonde jokes
Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer? A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a python. Oh you can’t get round me like that, you know.