Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped
| Clinton jokes
Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, who'd land first? A: Who cares!
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Why did the young witch have
| Letter jokes
Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters? She had never learned to spell properly.
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Sam was on his death bed, and his wife
| Dead and dying jokes
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gathered around him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled the room. Sam perked up a bit and said to his wife, "That's it, one last time before I die I must have some of your delicious chopped liver." Sam's wife looked at him sad
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Why do frogs have webbed feet ?
| Frog jokes
Why do frogs have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !
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What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the
| Monster jokes
What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block.
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What does a witch get if she’s a poor traveler? Broom sick.