What does a man consider to be a seven course
| Men jokes
What does a man consider to be a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack.
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Teacher: What's a robin?
| Bird jokes
Teacher: What's a robin? Fred: A bird that steals, ma'am.
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Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to
| Dirty jokes
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we could do without the ironing lady. Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.
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I'd like to buy a bed,
| Bed jokes
I'd like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress? Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.
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Why does frost not like to lay out in the
| Weather jokes
Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun? -It burns too easily
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On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. “Would it be right,” he asked, “for a person to profit from the mistakes of another?” “Absolutely not!” replied the pastor. “In that case,” said the young man, “I wonder if you’d consider returning the hundred dollars I paid you to marry my wife and me last July.”