Principal: Do you do
| School jokes
Principal: Do you do your homework? Kid: Now & Then Principal: Where do you do it? Kid: Here & There Principal: Put him in the closet!!! Kid: Hey, When will I get out? Principal: Oh, sooner or later
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What kind of doctors are like spiders ?
| Insect jokes
What kind of doctors are like spiders ? Spin doctors !
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Why did the jellyfish's wife leave
| Various animal jokes
Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stung her into action.
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How do you stop a rooser crowing
| Bird jokes
How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ? Eat him on Saturday !
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One day there was a woman who lost her cat
| Police jokes
One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house-coat and went looking for him. When a police officer stopped to ask what she was doing, she said very honestly,
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How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?