What do cows wear when they're
| Cow jokes
What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii? Moo moos
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Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they
| Cat jokes
Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they love a good gag!
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It seems a gentleman had too
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn't walk a straight line any more than he could drive one, so the trooper wrote out a ticket and had just given it to the driver before an accident i
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While shopping at the
| Blonde jokes
While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not. I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?" The blonde replied, "Must be because the oil would suffocate t
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Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a
| Sport jokes
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?" Caddy: "Eventually."
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What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!