Q. "Why does the Navy put
| Military jokes
Q. "Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?" A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"
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Pilot: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student
| Aviation jokes
Pilot: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel." Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!" Pilot: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is."
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ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my
| Christmas jokes
ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.
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Why is the cook worried
| Pig jokes
Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig? He knows a little ham goes a long way.
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Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting? Because he gave out bad scents (cents).