A few women were discussing diet tips. When it
| Women jokes
A few women were discussing diet tips. When it was mentioned that getting enough exercise and sleep were just as important as watching food intake, one woman responded with surprise that sleep was a factor. Another replied: "Of course sleep is a factor. The only time I'm not eating is when I
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A famous art collector is walking through the
| Salesmen jokes
A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take. He recognizes that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for t
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Why did they arrest the musician?
| Music jokes
Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.
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Pilot: “Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel.” Tower: “Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!” Pilot: “Uh…tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is.”