Why did the bus stop?
| Bus jokes
Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing.
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Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the
| Dirty jokes
Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? A: One that never misses a period.
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I was married 3 times explained
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I was married 3 times explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull." "That's a shame." said his friend , "How did it happen?" "She wouldn't eat the mushrooms!"
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A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor.
| Lawyer jokes
A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked. "The side that pays your fee," replied the doctor.
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What magazine makes cows stampede to the
| Cow jokes
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
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What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart’s new?