What sits in the middle of the world wide web
| Internet jokes
What sits in the middle of the world wide web ? A very, very big spider !
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What's the difference between a monster
| Monster jokes
What's the difference between a monster and a mouse? A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.
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One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands
| Money jokes
One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees. 'What are you doing?' she asked. 'I'm looking for my dollar bill,' Max replied. 'I lost it down the road. 'Why don't you look for it there?' 'Because the light's better here!
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There's a technical term for a sunny, warm
| Weather jokes
There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
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Why was the frog down in the mouth ?
| Frog jokes
Why was the frog down in the mouth ? He was un hoppy !
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A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. All to no avail though, as she kept nagging them at every opportunity, demanding changes, offering unwanted advice, and generally making life unbearable to the farmer and his new bride. While they were walking through the barn, during the forced inspection, the farmer’s mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly. It was a shock to all no matter their feelings toward her demanding ways. At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head yes a nd say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, however, he would shake his head no, and mumble a reply. Very curious as to this bizarre behavior, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about. The farmer replied, “The women would say, ‘What a terrible tragedy’ and I would nod my head and say, ‘Yes, it was. The men would then ask, ‘Can I borrow that mule?’ and I would shake my head and say, ‘Can’t. It’s all booked up for a year.